June 1960
How to Act at a Party
Not even your glassy-eyed hostess cares when you tell her that you and Gin Barleycorn aren't on speaking terms
YOU'VE HAD IT. Nasty rumors have been circulating to the effect that you have been seen publicly sober on several occasions. You have been conspicuously absent from certain social functions where once you could have been counted on to make ears as well as welkins ring.
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