The Clip Sheet

Lynn, Mass., Telegram News: "A middle-aged woman dropped into the office recently to ask for help. Seems she was unable to buy dill pickles; that she was 'addicted' to dill pickles. We confess that we couldn't think of a thing to help our caller. Had she been addicted to the demon rum, we could have recommended her to Alcoholics Anonymous, but pickles is another story. We've never heard of Pickles Anonymous".