Bottoms Up!

Charles E. G., of the Detroit Group, tells of a telephone call that came into the A.A. clubhouse. A woman, obviously on the drinky side, demanded that someone come to her rescue immediately. She explained: "I'm all right. But I have two little dogs here that need to go out for a walk. I'm scared to go out. Send someone over to walk my dogs now." Charlie tried to find a "dog walking specialist" in the clubhouse but reports that none was available.