Bottoms Up!

Ned M., of the Alexandria, Va., Group, tells us of a carpenter in Washington who was nailing a siding on a house and threw away every third nail. The foreman, noticing the odd behavior, came over to the man and said: "What's the big idea?" The carpenter replied: "The nails I am throwing away have heads on the wrong end." "Don't be a fool," said the foreman, "those are the ones you use on the other side of the house."