August 1948
Bottoms Up!
It Is Not The Liquor--!
Two scientifically-minded topers had been arguing as to the cause of drunkenness, and they decided to apply the principles of logic. One night they drank whiskey and water, and got drunk. The next night they drank brandy and water, and got drunk. The third night it was gin and water. They decided that as water was the constant factor, water was responsible for their drunkenness.
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