Bottoms Up!

An Akron, Ohio, A.A. writes in of a quick-thinking drunk in an Ohio police court. Seems that this party--a bill-dipping female--had been arrested for driving while drunk. She pleaded not guilty. Her defense was that she wasn't "driving" anybody's car. She said that she simply ran out of gas before she ran out of whisky and that the car stalled. Two men--total strangers--were pushing the car when the cop arrested her. She admits she was steering the car but how could she be driving the car? The judge agreed with her.