Barley Corn

To see if he couldn't do something about his hearing, the drunk went to a doctor. The doctor informed him that if he would quit his drinking, he was sure that his hearing would improve. The drunk quit drinking and upon meeting the doctor a week or so later told him his hearing was fine. However, about a month after that, the doctor happened upon the drunk who was about three sheets to the wind. The doctor said, "I thought you had quit drinking?"