Double Standard

HELEN Hokinson who draws those delightful clubwomen would love this one! A group of AA wives were having an afternoon get-together. The hostess thought now that their husbands were all straightened out in AA, it would be a devilish idea for the girls to have a little drink. Just a little one. At the neighborhood liquor store, she timidly approached the clerk and said, "I'd like a bottle of Ladies Whisky, please!"