Who? Me?

TWO of us were answering a 12th Step call. We pushed the bell and the door opened to reveal a sorry looking man peering at us through red-rimmed, bloodshot eyes. He was extremely nervous, but very polite. We said we were from A A and he invited us in but the perspiration was dripping off him even though it was a cool evening. We figured this lad was ready to settle for almost anything.