Brothers of the Old Wild Goose

Gather 'round, all you calendar drinkers! This is our month! It starts with "All Fools"' Day and, for the next 30 days, the sap continues to rise. I've been told that admissions to rest homes, health farms, sanataria, psycho wards, looney bins of high and low degree, show a sharp rise along about the middle of this pixillated month. I am not surprised.