In the "Good" Days

IN his drinking days T. O'B. of Jackson Heights, N.Y., had been pretty hard on his family, especially in the morning after a bad night. On this particular morning he was really roaring, giving his wife particular h-- and scaring the children half to death. The two kids cowered in their chairs at the breakfast table, trying to scrunch down out of sight. Noticing them, Mrs. O'B. said, "Never mind, children, your father just got up on the wrong side of the floor this morning!"