Noah Was an Arkoholic

WHEN Roy Mc L. says the big shot usually winds up by buying that big man a drink he could look to a precedent that took place about 10,000 years ago. When Noah went into the ark business he undertook a mighty task. He made a great fuss about his plans and wore off both his eyebrows merely from rubbing those points to superinduce inspiration. But when it came to the actual business of building, he called up all the boys, men and maid servants, oxen and asses, neighbors and strangers, to fell the timbers for his mighty project.