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OUT in West Texas there is a cowboy who made a habit of getting drunk. In fact, he was continually either having a drink, fixing to have one, or too sick to have one. One Friday morning he sadly remarked to one of his cronies that he hated to see Friday roll around each week. When asked what he disliked about Friday, he said, "Wal 'tain't that I got anythin' agin Fridays, but the next day is Saturday an' I gotta go get drunk an' I sure do dread it."