Well, It's Like This. . .

RECENTLY I was asked by a lady (who knew me "when") just how I stayed "SO SOBER" when I used to get "SO-O-O-O DRUNK"! I told her that it was quite easy. . .just a matter of exercise. She said "But aren't those strenuous exercises hard on the heart?" "Not at all," I replied. "You see, I only move my head." "My goodness, is that all? But how does that keep you sober?" "Well," I said, "that's easy. . .I just shake my head like this (moving my head from side to side) whenever I'm offered a drink!"