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Earl T. of the St. Joseph, Missouri Group, says that alcohol has a definite color scheme. "It gives you a red nose; a black eye; a white liver; a yellow streak; and a blue outlook." He also says that alcohol is a wonderful remover. "It removes stains from clothes, clothes from the man who drinks it, clothes from the man's wife and children, food from the table, rugs from the floor, furniture from the house, linings from the stomach, liver and the side, hair from the head and sight from the eyes."