Humor

IF "GH" STANDS FOR "p," as you will find from the last letters of "hiccough"; "ough" for "o," as in "dough"; "phth" stands for "t" as in "phthistic"; "eigh" stands for "a," as in "neighbor"; "tte" stands for "t," as in "gazette"; and "eau" stands for "o," as in "beau"; then, "Ghoughphtheightteeau" spells potato.