Starting a New Day

STARTING A NEW DAY is very important to me. It is at this time I make up my mind whether to waste or spend the twenty four hours I have on deposit. However, I am one of those people who have worked nights for so many years I am upside down and I'm pretty fuzzy when I do wake up. Things don't come in very clear until I get in the bathroom. It helps to look in the mirror. There I get to admire the weighty bags under each eye left over from years of debauchery. There I hold post mortems and freshen up my convenient memory.