Purky's Tale

THEY call me Purky. I'm a short haired American tabby. I live on Long Island with my boss--and he really thinks he is. The first glimpse I had of him was through the holes in a shoe box enroute to his home. I immediately adopted him. He's a big soft looking lug and I knew instinctively he was a lover of Felix Domestica. Someone once accused him of being an aelurophile and he was deeply hurt. He thought it meant low-bottom drunk.