Famous Last Words

SO HELP ME I swore off alcohol but this is what happened. I had to have a medical for this job. The doctor told me after he checked me that my blood pressure was too high and to come back tomorrow so that he could check it again. The next day I took a couple of drinks before going . . . to lower my blood pressure. Of course, I never got there again, but it was the only way I could think of to get the job. Of course I don't want to drink.