Slick Hick

A FARMER'S Model A collided with a Cadillac, driven by an urbane sophisticated man. When the drivers got out to survey the damage, the farmer said, "Well, friend, we might as well have a drink." He then hauled forth a bottle from his pocket and passed it to the gent beside him who drank deeply, and then returned the bottle to the farmer. The farmer merely nodded and stuck the bottle back in his hip pocket.