Short Snorts

Then there is the man who leaps out of bed just as the sun hits his window. Seems his room faces West. . . .Smart people may speak from experience. Smarter people, from experience, don't speak. . . .They gave Ray B, a physical down at the draft board. Afterward, someone heard the doctor remark to the head of the board: "On the other hand, he's not in shape to be a civilian, either."