Humor

ONE alky was sadly caressing his last empty bottle. Suddenly a genie appeared in a haze. "What is your will, Master?" burped the genie. "I can grant you two wishes." Recovering from his surprise, the alky said, "For the first wish, I want the entire Atlantic Ocean to be of brandy, and me in a boat in the middle of it." "It shall be so," said the genie. "And thy second wish, O Master?" "Well," said the alky thoughtfully, "I want a couple of bottles of hooch in the boat as well."