Short Snorts

Jack Sterling (CBS) told of the man who sought out a psychiatrist for help. Two doors confronted the prospective client when he reached the psychiatrist's office. One read "Introvert" and the other, "Extrovert." The man chose the former, walked through the door and was faced with two more doors reading "Mother Complex" and "Father Complex." He selected the first, entered and found a third and final pair of doors reading "Annual Income Under $10,000" and "Over $10,000." Pushing through the "Under $10,000" door, the man found himself out on the street again.