Short Snorts

Buzz the Boozer had a hangover. Buzz didn't have just a small-size hangover; he was suffering from the grandpappy of all hangovers. "Mary," he croaked to his wife, "tippy-toe out and get me an aspirin tablet or two or three." She disappeared softly and returned with a small tin of aspirin. She handed him a pill which he swallowed, then he murmured, "Now for gosh sake, don't slam the lid!"