March 1961
Short Snorts
A drunk with a terrible hangover strolled into a bar, seated himself shakily on a stool and asked for something to drink in a hurry. When the bartender began to reel off suggestions the drunk cut in with: "Oh, just give me something tall and cool and full of gin." A man sitting on the adjacent stool turned and said indignantly: "Sir, you are talking about the woman I love."
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