The Anecdote Bin

AN anonymous reader submits a remark made by a drunk, to wit: "I feel sorry for AAs. They feel just as good when they get up in the morning as they are going to feel all day.". . .Another unknown GV subscriber states that a movie starlet recently had a complaint to make. "In Hollywood," she said, "drivers are not only reckless, but dishonest. Every time I stick out my hand to signal a turn, somebody steals the onion out of my Gibson."