The Anecdote Bin

TWO drunks were comparing their dreams. Said one: "Boy, did I have a swell dream last night! I was at an amusement park and they had the most colossal rides I've ever been on. Never had so much fun in my life." Said the second drunk: "I dreamt I was out on a date with both Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot." First drunk: "You louse--why didn't you call me up?" Second drunk: "I did, but you were out at an amusement park."