The Anecdote Bin

SEVERAL readers submitted another yak that's been floating around--about the boozer who staggered down the block toward home late one night shouting, "I'm John Abernathy--I'm John Abernathy!" His wife leaned out the bedroom window and yelled, "Shut up, John--you're waking up the whole neighborhood!" John yelled back, "S'all right, m'dear. I don't mind having everybody know I'm an alcoholic, but I don't wanna be anonymous!"