July 1963
The Anecdote Bin
Dedicated to the lighter side of our common problem
AND a Long Beach, California, lady, tired of having her panties stolen off the clothes-line, tied a string to it, ran the string through a hole in her door and fastened it to a bell. At 2:45 A.M. the bell tinkled, and the lady aimed a BB gun at a guy who explained, "You'll do a lot of things while you're drunk."
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