The Anecdote Bin

FROM Canada, a couple of intelligences. The Burash, Ontario, Group's publication, Monitor, reports that Clancy rushed into Sullivan's tavern and cried, "Timmy, give me three whiskeys before the trouble starts." Sullivan gave him the drinks, then said, "Now, then, Mike, what's the trouble and when does it start?" Said Clancy, "Right now. I haven't got a penny in my pocket."