The Anecdote Bin

MRS. R. B. supplies a cutting from her favorite Ft. Lauderdale paper which digests as follows: "Alcohol will remove stains from summer clothes. It will also remove the summer clothes and the winter, spring and fall clothes not only from the man or woman who drinks it but from the children as well. Alcohol will remove furniture from the home, rugs from the floor, food from the cupboard, lining from the stomach and liver from the side. It will also remove a good reputation, a man's business and a man's friends. . . .As a remover of things, alcohol has no equal."