The Anecdote Bin

FROM Reading, Pennsylvania, J. W. (who ought to sign her submissions Constant Contributor) says a local lush confessed he had broken his pledge never to take another drink in his life. "Longest two hours I ever spent," he confided. As a bonus, J. W. tells us about the drunk at the bar who said, "Next summer I'm going up to the North woods and try to find myself." Commented the man on the next stool: "I'll give you a tip that'll save you money--you're not there."