The Anecdote Bin

MRS. R. B., of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, contributes a pertinent anecdote about a golfer who used an ant hill for a tee. He took several swings, each time missing the ball but killing all but two of the ants. At this point, one of them said to the other: "Brother, if you want to live, you'd better get on the ball." That, says Mrs. B., "is the way to work our program." You'll hear more from this lady next month. Stick around.