July 1964
The Anecdote Bin
Dedicated to the lighter side of our common problem
AN IRATE wife, writes Jerrie W. from Reading, Pennsylvania, nailed her husband as he was trying to sneak into the house at 4 A.M. "How dare you," she demanded, "barge in at this hour, half drunk?" The boozer could only mumble, "Sorry, my chicadee; I ran out of money."