July 1964
The Anecdote Bin
Dedicated to the lighter side of our common problem
FELLOW went into a bar, Jackie Gleason relates, and ordered a martini with an olive. He removed the olive, placed it on the bar, then ordered another martini with olive. This went on until the bartender finally asked the guy what he was up to. "My wife," the customer explained, "sent me out for a bottle of olives but the delicatessen in closed."
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