The Anecdote Bin

ACCORDING to Bob J., of Lock Haven, Pennsylvania, a couple of hunters dressed completely in red were having quick ones in a bar last fall, when a middle-aged dame walked in to make a phone call. On her way out she noticed the hunters and asked the bartender why they were dressed in red outfits. "It's a state law," he told her. Cried the lady, "What a great idea! I think all states should require drunks to wear red."