April 1965
The Anecdote Bin
Dedicated to the lighter side of our common problem
ALSO from Missouri comes an item revealing that a sorority at the Missouri School of Mines has devised a test for the quality of whiskey. What you do is connect 20,000 volts of electricity across a pint of booze. If the liquid jumps, the product is poor. If the current causes a precipitation of lye, tin, arsenic and iron slag, the whiskey is fair. But if the liquor chases the current back into the generator, the stuff is great.
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