The Anecdote Bin

ANYHOW, there's a young lady in New York who will probably never qualify for our Club. Volunteering for a test at a conference on drunken driving, this gal downed six ounces of 100-proof whiskey in full view of 141 police officials. Then, with an 0.11-per-cent alcohol content in her blood, she successfully walked a painted line on a basketball court in her 3-inch spike heels. If you think that doesn't prove she won't become a lush, listen. She told the N. Y. Times that she occasionally drinks Scotch mixed with milk.