The Anecdote Bin

DOT T. WRITES from Greenville, South Carolina, to say that a pigeon in the Ladies Group there had a rugged time keeping the cork in the bottle and was advised to consume large quantities of sweets. She cooperated enthusiastically and, after several months of sobriety, attended a round-table discussion at which she stated, "I attribute my sobriety to the Grace of God and strawberry preserves."