The Anecdote Bin

AN OBJECTIONABLE drunk, writes R. K. from Detroit, got too noisy and was shoved out the front door by a fed-up bartender. Almost immediately the lush staggered back through a side entrance and was again given the heave-ho. When he returned through a rear door and was tossed out for a third time, he sat up and yelled at the man behind the mahogany, "Listen, buddy, how many bars do you work in, anyway?"