Once Over Lightly

HOME SWEET HOME: You'd think that a hardworking man ought to be able to do most anything he wants around the house--like have a little nip or two when he wants it--but witness the troubles of one Lord J. Fite who was sitting in his own home, nipping peacefully, when it was suddenly deluged by all kinds of people. He was understandably upset and proceeded to run them out, whereupon he himself was not only run out, but run in to the local lockup as well. The charge? Public Nuisance. "Public?" he screamed, "my house is private!"