December 1967
Once Over Lightly
Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery
THE second tale was originally in John Carmichael's column in the Chicago Daily News. It concerns a tipsy wino who lurched into a bar late one night. Sipping his drink, he said to the bartender, "Did you know that the female alligator lays about 5,000,000 eggs a year?"
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