January 1967
The Conniver's Prayer
Herewith a how-to document that ought to be of no use to anybody
MEMO TO GOD: I've been around quite a while, as You know (that is, You know if You exist), and so far we haven't bothered each other. If it is true that You are willing to help people, I think we can make a deal. Frankly, I think it would be more worthwhile for You to do this than keep track of falling sparrows, but don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to tell You your business. However, if You can stand just one suggestion, why don't You come to us humans with some kind of deal, since You are supposed to hold the high cards?
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