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THEN there was the couple that drove through Africa's Kruger National Park. They stopped to watch the elephants, and were scared out of their wits by an old bull that came over to them, drove his tusks through the top of the car, and then stomped on the hood. After rescue, they were told that the elephants eat marula berries, which ferment inside their tum-tums and get them drunk. "And," the official concluded, "you just can't trust a drunk elephant!"