Once Over Lightly

OF COURSE, we all had other problems. For one, many of us shared the conviction that we could do anything better than anyone. This feeling alternated with the equally strong conviction that we weren't any good at all. But even when our egos were fully inflated, someone was usually kind enough to puncture them for us. With that, let us relate the story of the young thing who was dating an alky. Said she, "You remind me of the sea."