Once Over Lightly

TRAFFIC DEPT.: Most of us have been, during our wet days, in one or more scrapes on the highways of the world. It is only fair, then, that we record some of the more inventive acts perpetrated by our brethren. One such sot drove his car frantically through red lights, up and over curbs, and down one-way streets the wrong way. He was finally cornered by a cop, who said, "You're driving this car drunk."