The Compulsive Angler

Bridge fishing is a relaxing hobby for most Florida folks, but for an active alcoholic it can become an extremely perilous pastime. I discovered this the day I toppled over the railing while innocently baiting a hook. Fortunately, I didn't get wet, because a concrete abutment many feet below broke my fall. Lucky lush that I was, my worst injury was diagnosed as a compound fracture of the posterior pride.