What a Thing to Say!

HOWDY! I'm Jesse and an alcoholic. I've been many things in my past life--cowboy, truck driver, mule packer, bucking-horse man, motorcycle hill-climber, one-fifth-mile dirt-track cycle racer. Like all small guys (I'm five feet six), I thought I was tough when I had a snootful. So-o-o my nose is not pretty, and I have upper and lower dentures. I have worked as a peace officer--I'm in my seventh year as the elected constable now.