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ANOTHER nut decided to indulge his farthest-out fantasy: relaxing in a tub of steaming-hot water and sipping genteelly on a tall, cold drink. Unfortunately, he lived in a dry state, but he managed to obtain a Mason jar full of white lightning. He ran his bath, made his drink, got into the tub, lay back, took a sip of his drink, and . . . found himself, stark naked, sitting on his garage roof. "Man," he said, "that is some drink!"