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FINALLY, we offer the tale of the fellow--another guess-what--who was continually getting involved in car accidents, each more bizarre than the one before. If the accident itself was ordinary, his version--in order to collect from his long-suffering insurance company--was anything but. However, one day he was driving down the road, sober (for a change) and minding his own business, when he ran into a bathtub that had fallen off a plumber's truck. His car was totally destroyed. He called his agent and began, "Now, Harry, you're not going to believe this, but . . ."